Eurotic TV - General Discussion

Let's see if the customer makes with this math.
Cheek has not always win.

Some were offended cause, some time ago, I said that customers for ETV are just plucking chickens.
Now, let's examine the facts and see if I'd exaggerated or if, instead, my statement corresponded to the true.
proof:
as no one asks for excl, molvani have decided that every single sms is a request for excl in itself and that, therefore, the customer must pay 2 extra credit to see what he requested.
So, as the cost of a single sms is from 1.5 to 4 credits, to which must be added the 2 extra credits, the customer pays, necessarily, between 3.5 and 6 credits.
This is, I repeat, even if the customer didn't ask specifically an excl.(you notice that this rule applies even to those who ask show through the moderator, and that, obviously, are not logged customers. And, you also notice that the rule doesn't apply to fetishists, or now the majority of their customers).
But if a customer goes on their site, he discovers that a premium of duration 30 minutes costs, on average, 1/2 credits, and that some premium of approximately 2 hours cost 5 credits.
The excl, however, lasts most 5/6 minutes.
Now, I don't think that it serves to have a degree in mathematics to understand that this is just another scam invented by molvani. (which, as always, can't understand that their initiative is wrong and continue to insist even beyond the normal human logic creating more harm than good for themselves).
So, in light of the evidence, we can say that the Molvani really believe their customers are only plucking chickens (which doesn't deserve any respect).
The theorem is proved.
As a corollary, we must also point out that, given the evidence, it's clear that the web doesn't work (from this fact descends the obsessive advertising for the site), and that if they continue like this, even the nightshows, soon, will become a desert .....
Congratulations, molvani!
I wonder, dear customers, as long as you continue to make you step on from these people without reacting.
I repeat, even at the risk of sounding boring, but in the civilized world the customer is always right.
Regards

As I posted on the UK Babe Forum I think ETV have got a plan up their sleeves for those of us watching the show on SKY UK. At the moment Cellcast own channel 945 which they then subrent to ETV, Also please note that SKY is not responsible for genres such as Adult, Religious, Gaming and teleshopping hence the reason you can actually watch 18+ movies at any time of the day in the movie section and ofcom don't bat an eyelid because they know SKY would basically tell them to get to fuck and I can't imagine Ofcom would fancy their chances as SKY would destroy them in any given courtroom. Back to the non SKY Channels. They all have to pay money to SKY for a space on the EPG. At the present moment ETV have not fully committed to the UK venture yet and are usiing Cellcast to piggyback on in the meantime in order to build up a substantial UK audience.

The next stage I predict is once they know they have a paying customer base in the UK they will then try to buy 945 from Cellcast outright, put in encryption and then try to sell it to the UK. Some people may think that's daft knowing that if you put up an additional satellite dish all you need to do is point it in the direction of Astra1/Hotbird and then you have the same feed as the rest of the Europeans. However most people in the UK aren't interested in this hassle. SKY UK broadcasts on Astra 2 which is what carries all our SKY channels. Up until 1998 we used to share the same satellite with the rest of Europe but in order to broadcast more channels at the launch of the digital era this was changed. Just a wee history lesson as to how this came into being.

Also interesting to note that the UK has got more FTA babe channels than the rest of Europe put together so ETV are not daft as they intend to cash in on our love for this type of entertainment. Encryption means we'll all be able to see exactly the same show without all the hassle of changing to different camera angles aswell as those irritating onscreen messages telling us the girls are getting too naughty and to visit the website instead. Keep this current arrangement in place and you can kiss goodbye to a potential UK customer base.

Eurotic TV is finished for me and all the people i know.
It's so sad

Yasmine1 wrote:This situation of Sky, the new censorship rules , and some people remarks over last night show reminds of this short story :
There is an old tale about an overburdened man who came to his friend to ask for his advice.
“I need you advice,” he begun, “I don’t know how much longer I can go on like this.”
“What’s wrong?” asked the friend, who knew that this man had a big family and everyone there were in good health.
“My house is so crowded. The boys are running around, the girls are helping with the babies, but the place is so crowded and I can’t find peace of mind. I’m tired from working so hard and now my home is simply impossible. And my wife is now pregnant again!”
“You must get a goat and bring it into your house,” said the friend.
“What?!” said the man, thinking he must have heard wrong.
“Yes, go get yourself a goat and bring it into your house for two weeks, and then come see me again.”
After two weeks the man comes to see the friend, his back bent over and black circles around his eyes.
“How is it going now?” asked the friend.
“It’s terrible. I thought my house was crowded before, but now it is impossible! The goat is chewing on everything, it makes the house stink. My wife has to work even harder so she doesn’t have patience for me. Why did you tell me to do that?”
“I understand,” said the friend thinking, “Why don’t you take the goat out now?”
A week later,the friend saw the man walking proudly and happily with his family in the street. His head was up and he was smiling.
“How is it going?” asked the friend.
“My life is just perfect now, that I got the goat out. My house is clean and there is so much space. My wife is happy again. Thank you friend for your good advice.”

The moral of this story is Etv needs a goat and a huge number of new viewers.at least this man took advise whether wrong or right ETV don't take any.

This situation of Sky, the new censorship rules , and some people remarks over last night show reminds of this short story :
There is an old tale about an overburdened man who came to his friend to ask for his advice.
“I need you advice,” he begun, “I don’t know how much longer I can go on like this.”
“What’s wrong?” asked the friend, who knew that this man had a big family and everyone there were in good health.
“My house is so crowded. The boys are running around, the girls are helping with the babies, but the place is so crowded and I can’t find peace of mind. I’m tired from working so hard and now my home is simply impossible. And my wife is now pregnant again!”
“You must get a goat and bring it into your house,” said the friend.
“What?!” said the man, thinking he must have heard wrong.
“Yes, go get yourself a goat and bring it into your house for two weeks, and then come see me again.”
After two weeks the man comes to see the friend, his back bent over and black circles around his eyes.
“How is it going now?” asked the friend.
“It’s terrible. I thought my house was crowded before, but now it is impossible! The goat is chewing on everything, it makes the house stink. My wife has to work even harder so she doesn’t have patience for me. Why did you tell me to do that?”
“I understand,” said the friend thinking, “Why don’t you take the goat out now?”
A week later,the friend saw the man walking proudly and happily with his family in the street. His head was up and he was smiling.
“How is it going?” asked the friend.
“My life is just perfect now, that I got the goat out. My house is clean and there is so much space. My wife is happy again. Thank you friend for your good advice.”

BornExtreme wrote:I don't trust ETV.
They know that last week they have made truly horrible shows, so they tried to fix their mistakes, with a show more hot than usual of Lauren, and with a show more hot than usual in general.
However, we're still far from the shows that we all want, don't get excited.
Let's see what happens tonight.

You are also satisfied with anything.

I don't trust ETV.
They know that last week they have made truly horrible shows, so they tried to fix their mistakes, with a show more hot than usual of Lauren, and with a show more hot than usual in general.
However, we're still far from the shows that we all want, don't get excited.
Let's see what happens tonight.

Nooot to forget the mirror show as one of the best examples for erotic performance without being porn-like

So last nights coverage of Lauren on the podium was an example of what may be on offer in the exclusive if this three level broadcast goes ahead. The ultra soft shows being produced for astra from last week will be level 1. The normal run of the mill shows such as oil shows, basic instinct etc etc will be level 2 ( which has been a standard level for years now). But lo and behold the old cash generating idea swings onto our screens last night in the shape of a few good views of models pussies. They know what the customer wants and they gave it in bucketloads last night in the form of models twisting and turning to give brief but clear views of their pussy. You may need slo mo or freeze frame to catch some of it, but it was there. The carrot has been dangled- the trap set to entice customers who for the last week have been deprived of good views of their fav models. It's all about the money for sure, but if Eurotic had produced level 3 shows like this on a regular basis then they may not have been in the desperate situation they were in last week. Will customers pay to see views of models like Lauren and Angelina did last night ? How many models do they have that would give such pussy shows ? Time will tell. The bait has been set, will there be enough takers to reverse Eurotics fortunes ?

I think there greatest income is the nightshow they should be more careful with it and not ruin it. All the other things like exclusives are only add on I think.
But maybe they get somemore sky viewers more for the website. I can't imagine that their TV on sky become very popular. Seems it will be only an advertisement for the website.

Tarl_Cabot wrote:

Wilsonsand wrote:3 levels then?

well, it's etv. thus forget your best case and dream on.

lol.. cam will start to switch madly from floor to roof cause nobody of etv's staff remember which level they are broadcasting...

Wilsonsand wrote:3 levels then?

yepp, 3 levels but still no explanation for the difference between level 2 and 3.
worst case would be some tits for the UK, a naked model at the end of the street for Astra & Hotbird and a naked model in front of the cam in the webshow.
normal case would be some tits for the UK and for Astra & Hotbird the same shows as in the last weeks (although level 3 would be possible fta, too).
best case would be ..... well, it's etv. thus forget your best case and dream on.

Wilsonsand wrote:Etv explains how night shows will be:

"Here is how it will work: Firstly when a performance starts to get hotter, the UK signal drops....."

3 levels then?

if 2nd level is something like this last night show, i'm more than happy...

Etv explains how night shows will be:

"Here is how it will work: Firstly when a performance starts to get hotter, the UK signal drops and is replaced by a neutral “calmer” camera, during which the show continues as always for the viewers of HORBIRD and ASTRA. At certain point, when the usual TV performance plays out, the signal to HOTBIRD and ASTRA will also be switched to the “calmer” neutral camera feed that the UK viewers see. At the same time the “hot” show gets transferred to the “Premium Show/ Exclusive” section on our website where our models will build upon the performance they were making and this “evolution” of the show will be available only for our exclusive viewers on the website. This way, we hope no one will be in the position of being left on the shelf. The regulators in England will be happy, the viewers of ASTRA and HOTBIRD should be satisfied, because they get to keep watching the same shows they are used to and the paying viewers on our website will get something extra within the night program, which will be the new addition to our service."

3 levels then?